Periods. Wearing overnight pads so as to not leak all over during the night. Getting up to use the restroom. Changing for cleanliness. Pulling granny panties (because they are the only ones large enough to properly adhere the 1 foot by 3 foot pads with the 7 inch wings) back up and having top of said pad "catch" on pooch from spawning Satan's children, roll down and stick to belly. Peel off belly and reattach to panties; continue dressing.
Stupid female shit.
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I am laughing so hard, only because it's not my turn this week, so I can see the humor.
Don't forget the towel that we sleep on because the granny panties don't always do the trick. AND the ugly jammies we wear so the nice ones won't get leaked on as well.
So, thanks for the laughs! I'm glad someone else sees the torture of wearing Grannys.
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glad i could bring a smile to you today... *grin*
Women!
Oh, tell me about it, girlfran! I just hate that time of the month.
*sqeeZe* oh george, don't ya love us???
the sad thing is captain, i can SEE you snappin' your finger and bobbin' your head back and forth...
thank god i don't have to deal with that anymore.
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