Periods. Wearing overnight pads so as to not leak all over during the night. Getting up to use the restroom. Changing for cleanliness. Pulling granny panties (because they are the only ones large enough to properly adhere the 1 foot by 3 foot pads with the 7 inch wings) back up and having top of said pad "catch" on pooch from spawning Satan's children, roll down and stick to belly. Peel off belly and reattach to panties; continue dressing.
Stupid female shit.