14 August 2007

Data Entry. Yay. Ok, maybe not EXACTLY yay, but much more intriguing than filing 'til my hands bleed.

Spend the majority of the day entering equipment data into the US Customs database. Mindless drivel, but it's ok. After fighting with my software last night and 2 hours of Spanish recitations, the brain is mush.

I go back to the Office Manager's area to turn in the registrations for the trailers and get the ones for the trucks. She has an old yearbook from her Senior year. We find her, and her brother in there, giggle at the hairstyles, etc... She asks me when I graduated. I tell her.

"Really?"
"Yep."
"You're eight years younger than me?"
"Guess so."
"Wow. I don't feel as old as you look."

Oh.
hell.
no.

The other girls in the office bust up laughin', and I just take it in stride. Stupid is as stupid does. So anyhow, we see another picture of her playing volleyball (an old b&w) and I tease her about not knowing they had cameras back then. She was talking about stuff going on at the time. I told her I didn't remember; I was in 4th grade at the time.

*zing*
heh.
bitch.

So I leave their office area with the satisfaction that they are aware I am younger than ALL of them; and always will be.

Now I'm gonna take my old, tired ass back home, curl up on my couch and start my Geritol drip.

6 comments:

George said...

Don't forget the prune juice Miss B

Steph said...

Well done! She may have been joking but it was bitchy none the less.
Good comeback.

Captain Smack said...

You should have bit her. That's what I would've done. Old people get really freaked out when younger people bite them.

Miss B said...

george - hush.

steph - thanks babygirl! *muah* i milked it for two days! ;)

captain - i'm not so sure; some of the sexist and suggestive comments she's made leads me to believe that she may actually like that... i'm not into older, married women...

now, steph, on the other hand... ROWR! Ahh, to be bi-curious could be so much fun... maybe another day! :)

Certis said...

Kek

Captain Smack said...

so... you're curious about being bi-curious? How non-committal of you.