23 July 2007

just because...

I'm off and running to another delivery ... this is two days in a row... we're very short-handed at work so I am being "forced" to drive... yea - terrible hardship for me... *wink* I got to see my youngest daughter yesterday and I shall see my mother (who lives 5 hours away - right near where I am delivering) for supper tonight... pretty good deal for me... oh, and I get PAID for it as well... MORE than working in the office... hmmm. I shall persevere and trudge forward to deliver grain... heh.

anyhow... it's July 25th - have you started your Christmas shopping yet? No?! Well get up off your lazy ass and get busy!!! Slacker.

It is time for me to run, but I shall regale with stories from the road upon my return... yes, as always, stupidity abounds (not always mine) when I am in the truck... and this week has proved to be no exception...

If you are in the vicinity of Cleveland Oh or Erie PA in the next 24 hours... stay off the road! My bag is packed, got my "Miss Behavin" persona on, the trailer is being loaded as we speak, and I am on the road again... c'mon!

so i leave you with this sent to me by my good friend Tater... who is as sick and twisted as I... thanks buddy! ;) luv ya!

The New Apple I-tit
I just ordered two of ‘em… one for each----EAR!!

Tater

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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Is this a great country or what?

3 comments:

Certis said...

kek

Miss B said...

I knew you would concur...

*hugs*

Steph said...

Drive safely hun.