To match the mood of the day...
~*~ People at work who drip on the seat and don't wipe - ugh.
~*~ Same said people who leave pubes on the seat. Bastards.
~*~ People who make gestures and noises to indicate they are handicapped. I have a nephew with cerebral palsy; it just pisses me off.
~*~ People who sneer while they are speaking to you, as if you are less than them.
~*~ Lousy tippers. heh.
~*~ People who drive the speed limit.
~*~ People who don't drive the speed limit.
~*~ Tailgaters who ride so close to your ass you can't see their grill.
~*~ Truck drivers who talk on the cell phone while driving, but not hands-free.
~*~ Dumbasses who pull out in front of big trucks
~*~ Morons who pass, then slam on their brakes and turn left in front of me.
~*~ Stupid humor