26 April 2007

i karate chopped a homeless guy because the voices told me to

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the comments so we can see just what we have out there... c'mon... it's FUN!!! Thanks to my angel friend Laurie... she ALWAYS finds the neat stuff...

~~DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE~~

Pick the month you were born:

January I kicked
February I loved
March I karate chopped
April I licked
May I jumped on
June I smelled
July I did the Macarena with
August I had lunch with
September I danced with
October I sang to

November I yelled at
December I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1. a birdbath
2. a monster
3. a phone
4. a fork
5. a snowman
6. a gangster
7. my cell phone
8. my dog
9. my best friends' boyfriend
10. my neighbor
11. my science teacher
12. a banana
13. a fireman
14. a stuffed animal
15. a goat
16. a pickle
17. your mom
18. a spoon
19. a smurf
20. a baseball bat
21. a ninja
22. Chuck Norris
23. a noodle
24. a squirrel
25 a football player
26. my sister
27. my brother
28. an ipod
29. a surfer
30. a llama
31. A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White because I'm cool like that
Black because that's how I roll.

Pink because I'm NOT crazy.
Red because the voices told me to
Blue because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green because I think I need some serious help.
Purple because I'm AWESOME!
Gray because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown because I can.
Other because I'm a Ninja!
None because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, put it in the comments and share yourself with the blogosphere... I can't wait to see what you get! :)

*hugs*
Miss B

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had lunch with a fireman because I'm awesome!

snooplog_girl said...

i danced with a bannana because i think i need some serious help! Whoever u r ur hillarious!

Divorced Dad Pablo said...

I licked a pickle because I'm cool like that.....Greetings from L.A.

Miss B said...

*snort* lmao... i may never recover from the pickle thing LA...

snooplog_girl... lol...

anon... you certainly are

*giggle*
welcome all :)
*hugs*
miss b

Tyguy said...

I karate chopped a firefighter because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Damn!! pretty dead on!! :)

Just randomly happened across your blog. Pretty cool place. May be back.

Tyguy ~ Peace Out.....

Miss B said...

lol tyguy... welcome to my world...

*hugs*
miss b

m&e said...

I karate chopped my best friend's boyfriend because I think I need some serious help.

Miss B said...

now... try not to think about this in the middle of the wedding next weekend m&e... ;)

*hugs*
miss b

msquared said...

I kicked a baseball bat because I think I need some serious help.

George said...

I loved a goat because the voices told me to

Miss B said...

george, doll... that ranks right up there with the pickle-lickin' ;)

*gasp* *giggle* *snort*

msquared... better it than you!

*hugs*
miss b

freudyilyan28 said...

I ran over an ipod because i'm cool like that! this is funny!

Biby Cletus said...

Nice post, its a really cool blog that you have here, keep up the good work, will be back.

Warm Regards

Biby Cletus - Blog

Miss B said...

hello freudyilyan28 and biby... :)
welcome... please come back...

*hugs*
miss b

Miss B said...

*giggle* i love this game...
i'll share a few i received from some friends...

G - I smelled a spoon because Big Bird said to and he's my leader

yea *sigh* that BB, he's a charmer!

Pumpky - I jumped on a goat because I couldn't control myself

tmi, pumpky, tmi :D

Spanky - I kicked my brother because I think I need some serious help

ya think? ;)

thanks for the smiles all
*hugs to all of you*
miss b

thomas said...

So you loved a fork because you're sexy and you can do what you want, did ya!!!!!!!!!!


fine with me.

hello all, tom here, from nyc.

Miss B said...

10-4 tom... we understand...

*wink*
lol

*hugs*
miss b

Miss B said...

more from friends~

michelle-I sang to a squirrel because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

yes you are gf... ;)

jim-I karate chopped a fork because that's how I roll.

I think I remember that from when we were younger... lol

love you guys!
miss b

Paulina said...

I yelled at a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

You have a fun blog, I think I'll check on it again, if you don't mind!

Miss B said...

Paulina, you are always welcome to come back... thanks for stopping by!

*hugs*
miss b