The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde Cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, And his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with Her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants .. So I Did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy...
"And here I am."
Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
Heh. *muah*
Miss B
How fast do you wanna go???
Behavin' As Usual
4 comments:
I don't get it. Why did she want him to go to town? I thought they were about to do some sex. This same thing happens to me all the time.
*giggle*
ever seen a taffy machine?
;)
No, actually. I don't know what that is, but I will google it now.
I mean, I know what a taffy machine is, but I don't think you're talking about that...
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