A small plane carrying a pilot, 3 men and 1 woman was flying across the ocean. The plane started experiencing technical difficulties and they had to evacuate. They all survived and washed up on a deserted island.
The men, being the lusty creatures they are, knew they couldn't live without sex. They devised a plan and approached the woman. They asked her if they could rotate, each taking a turn for a week having sex with her. One would have her one week, another the next, and so on.
The woman thought, "Hey, that's not so bad. Mix it up a bit. I can do that." So she agreed and they commenced with their little plan. It worked well until one day she died from natural causes.
The first week, the men thought, "No problem!"
The second week, the men thought, "Eh, we can do this."
The third week, the men thought, "Man this is getting rough."
The fourth week, the men told each other, "We need to get rid of her."
heh. sick bastards.
Benji the ScaleMaster at work told me this... of course, I acted appropriately shocked and disgusted.
And then I got back to my desk and blogged it 'coz I thought it was pretty damn funny...