08 June 2007

Man, this is gettin' old...

A small plane carrying a pilot, 3 men and 1 woman was flying across the ocean. The plane started experiencing technical difficulties and they had to evacuate. They all survived and washed up on a deserted island.

The men, being the lusty creatures they are, knew they couldn't live without sex. They devised a plan and approached the woman. They asked her if they could rotate, each taking a turn for a week having sex with her. One would have her one week, another the next, and so on.

The woman thought, "Hey, that's not so bad. Mix it up a bit. I can do that." So she agreed and they commenced with their little plan. It worked well until one day she died from natural causes.

The first week, the men thought, "No problem!"
The second week, the men thought, "Eh, we can do this."
The third week, the men thought, "Man this is getting rough."
The fourth week, the men told each other, "We need to get rid of her."

heh. sick bastards.

Benji the ScaleMaster at work told me this... of course, I acted appropriately shocked and disgusted.

And then I got back to my desk and blogged it 'coz I thought it was pretty damn funny...

;^)

*hugs*
miss b

8 comments:

Tater said...

As I often say, always fly with a good pilot and spare women...

Or something like that.

Hearing the siren call of Margaritaville!! Gotta run, recommend you have one yourself! After a rough week, you deserve it!

Later!!

Captain Smack said...

Miss B! I am shocked and disgusted!

Idiot said...

Kek captain smack, that comment was perfect.
Just had to say it.

Now, back to the drinking...

Miss B said...

tater~hmmm, pilot humor? *raised eyebrow* lol

captain smack~um, yea. after the cantaloupe fan, i don't think so! but i'll look for it on your blog... ;)

idiot~i can't believe you didn't offer us a round... we're pretty thirsty after all this debauchery and disgustedness...

Steph said...

LMAO, it's funny cos you know it would happen that way.

George said...

That may just be a solution to your problem of never getting it again.

Wien. said...

George, that was too funny.

Miss B said...

steph~you're probably right! men don't care where they're stuffin' it, do they? heh

george~honey, sweetie, sugar... I'm gonna take that to mean I should fly off with 4 men to a deserted island. gosh *weighing hands* no laid, survival laid, no laid, survival laid.

ok! ;)